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Me: “And then she came out wearing my WHITE shorts!!!”
Jt: “AWWWW SHIT!”
Me: “I know like what the hell!”
Jt: “You mean she be wearing some neon undies or some shit? Why da hell can’t bitches understand you wear THONGS WITH WHITE SHORTS!?! Damn Lauren I get where you’re coming from, those type of ratchet-ass hoes just piss me off.”
Me: *facepalm*

If my cousins and I all lived a huge house together, and all the high cap kids lived along the beach.
If only all days were nice weather, and my elementary friends lived a jog up the street.

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